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500,000 Unique Hits Contest, Giving Away 5 Books

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This contest is now closed. Thanks everyone!

Yep, Sitemeter can confirm that nearly half a million unique fools people have visited my humble blog (it’ll roll over sometime tomorrow)… if you asked me a year and a half ago whether I ever thought my blog would get so many visitors, let alone a hundred thousand, I would’ve told you that you were crazy. Why would anyone read this blog!? (Don’t worry, I’m not as self-defeating as my pal Cap at StopBuyingCrap) So, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ll be giving away five books that I have sitting on my shelf to one lucky reader. One person will win all five books. I don’t know which five they’ll be (they’ll be personal finance-ish books, books that PR firms have sent me to review) but one person will win them.

So, how can you win these five books? I will draw an entry at random on Midnight on November 3rd (it’ll actually be sometime in the morning of November 4th) and there are two ways to earn an entry (you can earn up to two entries):

  1. Blog about how I am awesome and am approaching half a million (or have breached) uniques and that I’m giving away five books. (You can skip the awesome part but talk about the five free books… and please link to this post, if you don’t then I have no real way of tracking it and I can’t give you credit for it)
  2. Leave a comment (with your email) below with a unique Laffy Taffy-type joke (please leave your email or I won’t know how to contact you!).

What’s a Laffy Taffy type joke? It’s a pun, a groaner, a joke you would only ever tell someone because you couldn’t believe how bad it was.

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57 Responses to “500,000 Unique Hits Contest, Giving Away 5 Books”

  1. Annie P says:

    What’s black and yellow and goes Zub Zub?

    A be flying backwards!

    Tehehehe

    I don’t know why, but I LOVE that one. Oh well

  2. John G says:

    Where did the general hide his armies?

    Up his sleevies.

  3. Emily says:

    What do you call cheese that is not yours?

    Nacho cheese!

    (Hehe, I love that joke.)

  4. Paul says:

    How do you drown an idiot?
    Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

  5. Kira says:

    Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

    Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

  6. FMF Passes 700,000 Visitors, Blueprint at 500,000

    Just a quick note to say thanks to all of you for continuing to read Free Money Finance. Thanks to you, we’re over 700,000 visitors since this blog started in April 2005 and we’ve raised a good amount for charity.

  7. Jennifer Moody says:

    What did the man say when the picture fell on his head?

    I’ve been framed!!!

  8. Wendy says:

    Buddha walks into a pizza shop and says, “Make me one with everything.”

    Congrats!

  9. Eric G. says:

    Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately…

  10. twins15 says:

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 ate 9!

  11. Sheila says:

    Love the blog!

  12. Cory Aldrich says:

    What’s brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    (Congrats!)

  13. Denise says:

    Hey..
    I think it awesome you are giving away the books!!I love the website, and saw you on High Networth.. Really enjoy reading the blogs.

  14. jim says:

    High Networth? I don’t think I was on that.

  15. Tracy says:

    Great site! Congrats!

    What’s green and has wheels?

    Grass, I lied about the wheels.

  16. Congrats on the hits!

    Two potatoes are standing on a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute?

    The one that says “Idaho”

  17. Christelle says:

    Q. How do you catch a unique bird?

    A. You “neek” up on it….

  18. nd92126 says:

    how long did it take you to get that many?

  19. OtherMichael says:

    Two Pennsylvanians are visiting New York City. Lost in MidTown, they bump into Leonard Bernstein, and they ask him “excuse me, how to you get to Carnegie Hall?” Bernstein replies, ‘practice, practice, practice.”

  20. Curtis says:

    Ad for a copywriting agency: Typos our are business

    :D

  21. OtherDenise says:

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frost bite!

  22. Matthew says:

    Q: What do you call Pat the Postman after he retires?

    A: Pat.

  23. Hugo says:

    If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  24. Jasom says:

    Congratulations, Jim. I check you site daily and almost always leave learning something useful.

    What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Finding half a worm!!!

  25. angry dinosaur says:

    Q: Everyone knows that most bees make honey. What kind of bees make milk?

    A: boobies!


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