Comments on: 500,000 Unique Hits Contest, Giving Away 5 Books

By: Dawn

Dawn — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:57:14 +0000

Why are goldfish red?

Because the water made them rusty.

Congrats! You rock!!!

By: jane

jane — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:36:56 +0000

What happens when a duck flies upside down?

It quacks up.

Love the blog….

By: steven

steven — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:59:54 +0000

What do you call a snail on a boat?
A Snailer.

By: Beavercow

Beavercow — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:07:12 +0000

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into the bar?

I am looking for the guy who shot my paw

By: Brian Samson

Brian Samson — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:33:20 +0000

A man walked into a bar.

It hurt.

By: Eva

Eva — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 18:27:10 +0000

Thank Tricia at bloggingawaydebt for pointing me to you. Congrats on half a mil.

Mickey Mouse explaining to the judge at his divorce proceedings: “I didn’t want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was crazy. I said she was f____n’ Goofy!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:43:04 +0000

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A pinch-hitter.

By: angry dinosaur

angry dinosaur — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:11:54 +0000

Q: Everyone knows that most bees make honey. What kind of bees make milk?

A: boobies!

By: Jasom

Jasom — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:40:01 +0000

Congratulations, Jim. I check you site daily and almost always leave learning something useful.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm!!!

By: Hugo

Hugo — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:33:09 +0000

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:21:40 +0000

Q: What do you call Pat the Postman after he retires?

A: Pat.

By: OtherDenise

OtherDenise — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:45:20 +0000

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite!

By: Curtis

Curtis — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:47:34 +0000

Ad for a copywriting agency: Typos our are business

By: OtherMichael

OtherMichael — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:26:23 +0000

Two Pennsylvanians are visiting New York City. Lost in MidTown, they bump into Leonard Bernstein, and they ask him “excuse me, how to you get to Carnegie Hall?” Bernstein replies, ‘practice, practice, practice.”

By: nd92126

nd92126 — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:09:34 +0000

how long did it take you to get that many?