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Carnivals Games You Should Play (And Games to Skip!)
Posted By Jim On 03/07/2011 @ 7:40 am In Personal Finance | 13 Comments
My favorite part about spring, besides the good weather, is the arrival of carnivals. Carnivals are little bastions of legalized gambling wrapped up in a nice funnel cake shell and deep fried in clown makeup, less than safe rides, and bright flashing lights. I love carnivals because you can walk around for free, listen to the cheer of the crowd as someone wins an oversized stuffed animal, and enjoy the outdoors while sampling a bit of capitalism here or there.
The cornerstone of every carnival is the game area. I say it’s legalized gambling because otherwise rational people hand over real money to play fake games and win stuffed prizes. When you go to a casino, you know all the games have a house edge. When you go to a carnival, you know all the games are rigged. If you insist on playing, as I do, it’s important to maximize your fun. If maximizing your fun involves winning a prize, then we have a rule you must follow if you want to get the most for your money. If you are just playing to have fun and could care less about winning a prize, play whatever makes you happy.
Obey this one carnival game rule and you will go far kiddo.
The Carnival Game Rule: Play games in which you compete against other players.
In these types games, much like casino poker rooms, the carnival is just taking a little off the top by paying out prizes worth slightly less than the aggregate entry fee. Ten kids paying $2 a round means you can give out a $10 prize and still make $10. This is why the larger the competitive field, the bigger the prize. When you play, wait until the field has enough players to qualify for the larger prizes. Your chances of winning go down but you truly score big when you do. (eagle eye mathematicians will no doubt recognize your expected value won’t change with more people playing but the base expected value in this game is higher because someone will win each time the game runs – this is not proof that more is better, only that this game is better than others)
Here’s a quick protip on the water cannon games – watch which cannon seems to shoot water out the fastest. The water pressure won’t be the same on every gun, it’s simply not possible, so find the gun (or ask the operator!) that seems to have the greatest pressure and use it.
The only exception to the Carnival Rule is the game where someone has to guess your weight, age, or month of your birthday. The game is still rigged, because each prize is going to be less than the cost of playing the game, but you can still leave feeling like a winner when they guess incorrectly.
In general, skip any game that relies on you beating the house. Each game is rigged in its own special way and beating it will require you to do something very few people do. Here are the most popular house games and how they screw you:
If you are intent on beating the Carnival at it’s own games, I recommend checking out this guide to beating carnival games . The guide gives you the best chance at winning these, and many other, rigged Carnival games.
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 guide to beating carnival games: http://www.thedacrons.com/eric/carnival_games/carnival_games.php
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