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Hottest New Money Maker: The Plunder Funnel
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What happens when you take a pyramid and turn it upside down? That’s right… you have a funnel. A plunder funnel. If you’ve been wondering how to turn and and every human relationship you have into cold hard cash, then you need to request this special package teaching you how to make your very own plunder funnel.
It’s pretty amazing, I hope to earn my $700,329 a month (I hear the limit is infinity but I don’t want to seem greedy) and I definitely know two people.
Pssst… it’s a parody.
Brought to you by the fine folks at the Consumerist.
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I’m glad you pointed out it’s a parody because I’m sure there are people who would have sent in for it!
Ha, I think I know 4 or 5 people, so it must be fool proof.
This made me laugh so hard. I love the consumerist!
I saw this on the Consumerist a few days ago…hilarious stuff lol
I think all those financially challenged people who fall for Internet Marketing tricks, must watch this
Brilliant! I’m going to go for $700,328 a month.
I love this, it’s so funny!
That is so funny and so true. I wonder how much money is spent each year on scams promising to make tons of money. If it seems to good to be true than it is and it doesn’t get much simpler than that.
Funny stuff. So many people fall for scams, this is a great parody of those scams.
How do I sign up?
My wife calls ‘Pyramid Schemes’, Triangle Schemes.
Wow, how can I lose? It’s all just sitting in people’s wallets.
Hilarious.
consumerist = teh awesome.