Comments on: Intuit Quicken Premier 2009 & TurboTax Packs Giveaway

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:55:38 +0000

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?…..and whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:44:15 +0000

Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Orange….oh never mind. Here’s hoping I win!

By: Gil

Gil — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:07:55 +0000

I’ve been spreadsheeting it for a while, would really like to dive into a better option.

as for the joke.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t…

Now you know why I need the software.

By: Marie

Marie — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:30:05 +0000

I truly stink at telling Jokes so I hope that I can win one of the 3 packs.

Thank you for this chance to have some good software!

By: loofoo

loofoo — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:37:38 +0000

A family of tomatoes was walking one day when the baby tomato started lagging behind. The father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”

Ouch. bad joke. sorry.
But I’d have time to come up with better jokes if I wasn’t doing my taxes by hand…

thanks!

By: david

david — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:52:00 +0000

my entry. thanks!

By: Blessed

Blessed — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:56:45 +0000

not good at jokes, but I will give it a shot…

Knock, knock…
who’s there…
Hoping
Hoping Who…
Hoping to be Blessed with that quicken software to get my taxes done!

Laugh, you know you want too….be blessed!
I have never done my taxes on my own, but this contest is encouraging me to take a shot at it!

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:03:15 +0000

Here’s a dirty joke:

the pig fell in the mud

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:09:21 +0000

Hi Anthony,

This is Chelsea from Quicken. Oddly enough, I just received an email from a writer looking to interview someone in your exact situation (new grad paying down debt). If you’re interested, contacted me at chelsea_marti@intuit.com and I will connect the two of you.

Glad to see so much interested in the contest Jim, wow!

- Chelsea, Quicken

By: Anthony Nguyen

Anthony Nguyen — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:47:59 +0000

Jim,

Unfortunately, my jokes are usually terrible. So instead of telling a joke…

I’d ask that I’d be considered for this giveaway. I just recently graduated from college and have made significant financial mistakes. A program like Quicken will help me out to lower some of the high-interest loans and credit card debt that I have. (Nearly $20,000, yikes!) Not to mention regular bills and lower-interest student loans…

By: Carrie

Carrie — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 06:49:17 +0000

I’d LOVE to win this. We have Quicken from 2006 and they’re making me upgrade to keep my online banking. This would be a great help.

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:14:02 +0000

No it can’t!

By: miki

miki — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:32:58 +0000

There’s always funny in the bandanna stand.

Thanks for writing a great blog at time when we could all use a little help with finances (i figured shameless flattery never hurt, right?).

By: bosoxfan

bosoxfan — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:27:01 +0000

intuit really does save you money. great giveaway!

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:08:22 +0000

Nervous, first-time parachuter:
“If the chute doesn’t open, or the reserve chute, how long until we hit the ground?”

Instructor:
“The rest of your life.”