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By: Line

Line — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:56:43 +0000

Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles

Bruno — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:12:57 +0000

A classic right here!

-Why did the little cookie cry?

-because his mother was a wafer so long.

Fred@OPC — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:46:40 +0000

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Eric — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:08:53 +0000

What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?

…Fed UP!

(Advance apologies to any FedEx/UPS drivers…but where’s my paaackage?

Erik Karey — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:43:17 +0000

Where does a general put his armies?

In his sleevies

Tracy H. — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:33:58 +0000

Where does a penguin keep his money?

In a Snow Bank!

A. Tsai — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:46:42 +0000

Why is an aspirin small, white, and smooth? Because if it was big, gray, and rough, it would be an elephant.

Sarah — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:40:17 +0000

-Which garden has the most vegetables?

-Flash Garden

Fred — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:23:39 +0000

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?…
Ouch!